We asked ChatGPT for a parody of Dr. Copyright. Here’s what we got:

Dr. Copyright was feeling quite pleased,
His legal power was never to be eased.
He guarded the rights of creators with glee,
Making sure no one used their works for free.

But little did he know, his power was slipping,
As technology made it easier for people to keep ’em,
Dr. Copyright couldn’t keep up with the trend,
His grip on the law was about to bend.

He tried to keep control with lawsuits and such,
But technology had changed too much.
Dr. Copyright realized with a sigh, 

That his time as the king of IP was gone by.