Zombie Detector
November 1, 2018
Patent
Here’s a familiar situation: the shuffling figure, arms outstretched moving slowly toward you, emitting indecipherable moans, munching on what could be human brains… And the universal question: Is that a zombie or is it your teenage offspring? The answer will determine whether you dispatch it in the most grisly way imaginable or feed it mac-and-cheese. . […]